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Showing posts with label April 1. Show all posts
Showing posts with label April 1. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Obama Seeks White House "Short Sale"; Creditors Balk

White House "Short Sale"

Washington, D.C. (April 1, 2010) --President Barack Obama today announced plans to sell the White House as part of the government's ongoing efforts to reduce the national debt. However, with an estimated fair market value of $200 million, secured by a $13 trillion mortgage, President Obama acknowledged that, at present, the White House was deeply "underwater."

"We believe it is in the best interests of our creditors -- China, Japan, and various OPEC members -- to reduce the principal balance on the White House, rather than risk an even greater loss by forcing the property into foreclosure," President Obama said.

Representatives of the various creditor governments were reportedly studying the proposal. A spokesman for Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao said, "Before we consider such a dramatic write-off, we, of course, will require the United States to provide a complete and candid picture of its financial situation -- something that it has not offered to date," the spokesman said.

Ross Kaplan, Edina Realty City Lakes, has the listing.

Monday, March 22, 2010

"Lunch Will Be Served"

"I'll Just Have the Sub, Thanks!"

Maybe it's just because I missed lunch and my stomach is growling, but I couldn't help notice this (very) tantalizing hook to attend a Broker Open house tomorrow (see below).

Which, of course, was the whole point (getting a jump start on April 1?):

Lunch will be served:

Buttercup Squash Ravioli with Black Truffle and 12 Year Balsamic King Crab and Artichoke Fazzoletti with Saffron and Dried Tomato

Truffle Poached Rabbit with Celeryroot, Wild Mushrooms and Port Braised Chestnuts

Grilled Beef Tenderloin with Red Wine Farro, Porcini Mushrooms, Marrow and Balsamic-Alspice Gastrique

Sautéed Sea Scallops with Romesco, Braised Salsify and Leeks

Or ... Jimmy John's Sandwich Platter

File this one under the "Made 'Ya Look" Dept. (it did!).