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Showing posts with label Bill Maher. Show all posts
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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Quick! Name Everyone on the 1969 Vikings Roster

"Dear Technorati: Please Check Your Classifications"

Well, yes, as a matter of fact I can rattle off practically every player from the 1969 Minnesota Vikings' football roster, starting with Joe Kapp and Alan Page.

Still, I'm pretty sure that's not why -- at least according to Technorati -- this blog is ranked in the top 1,000 football blogs worldwide (#747 to be exact, as of this morning . . . )

Funny, I always thought this blog was real estate-related . . .

Top 100 -- Really!

In fact, going by Technorati's "authority ranking," this blog is now ranked just outside the top 100 real estate blogs -- in the world!

IMHO, even that is misleading.

As *Lloyd Bentsen might say if he were a blogger, "I've read most of the top 100 real estate blogs, put up more frequent and better posts than they do -- and they're no City Lakes Real Estate blog."

As for the occasional anti-Wall Street rant by yours truly, as Bill Maher would say, "But I'm not wrong . . ."

*If you're under 30, Texas Senator (and '88 Democratic VP nominee) Lloyd Bentsen famously put down Dan Quayle when the latter had the temerity to compare himself to JFK.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

"New Rules": Sales Ads

Holiday "Sales" That Aren't

Comedian and talk show host Bill Maher has a segment called "New Rules" where he rails at hypocrisy and stupidity -- especially when practiced by large organizations. Maher's "New Rules" substitutes his own, more sensible standard.

In that spirit, I've got a "New Rule" for stores that advertise sales, holiday or otherwise:

New Rule -- stores can't advertise that an item that's normally $25 is "on sale" because it's marked down to $24.89 (or a grocery store item that's normally $3.89 is "on sale" for $3.79). If you want to scream "sale" to Holiday-weary shoppers, the "sale item" must be marked down at least 5%.

In fact, Edina Realty has long had an internal policy designed to cut down on the number of agent "blast" e-mail's heralding price reductions on their listings.

To be forwarded to agents company-wide, the price cut must be at least 5%.

P.S.: Don't know if this is an "urban myth," but I just heard a plausible explanation for why air fares seem to magically increase the closer you come to booking your tickets (while on an airline site recently, I had a quoted airfare increase in between the time (30 seconds?) when I selected the flight, and input my credit card for payment!)

The explanation?

Software on your computer, called, "cookies," lets the airlines track you, so they can guess -- or literally know -- when you're about to buy. Call it high tech "bait-and-switch" (advertise one fare, substitute another when you're ready to pull the trigger). Assuming, of course, that it's true.