"Hereafter": Review

Three Reasons to Go

Here are the reasons to go to your local cineplex to see Clint Eastwood's new movie, "Hereafter," starring Matt Damon and Cecile de France:

1. An unforgettable (and horrifying) depiction of a tsunami as it obliterates an unidentified Southeast Asian resort town;

2. The coiffure sported by main character Cecile de France (above), easily as memorable as Dorothy Hamill's "wedge" haircut, or Jennifer Aniston's "Friends"-era hairstyle ("the Rachel"); and

3. The movie is so bad it's going to close quickly, and you won't be able to see the tsunami scene (Reason #1) on a screen large enough to do it justice.

Sorry, I couldn't come up with a fourth reason . . .